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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:51 pm 
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Hi Ya,

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

Scenario 1:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

Scenario2:
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario 3:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario 4:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario 5:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bull ant nest.

1957 - Ants die.

2010- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 6:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

Cheers

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 Post subject: Re: School
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:02 pm 
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Yes ody, it's sad times we live in.

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 Post subject: Re: School
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:56 pm 
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Funny, but Ody this is a fishing forum and i don't see the link.......

Maybe 1957 Johny goes fishing and catches heaps of fish.

2010 johny is too busy playing games on his computer to go fishing but reads up about it on the net and gives advice to everyone else who mentions they may one day go fishing.. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: School
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:46 pm 
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Rod wrote:
Funny, but Ody this is a fishing forum and i don't see the link.......

Maybe 1957 Johny goes fishing and catches heaps of fish.

2010 johny is too busy playing games on his computer to go fishing but reads up about it on the net and gives advice to everyone else who mentions they may one day go fishing.. :lol:


Nice, Rod. I like it. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: School
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:45 am 
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Two posts in two days. Wahoo were back :lol: :lol: :lol:

Take that Crabby :shock:

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Hahaha. Yep, on FIRE!!!!!!!! :) Watch this, I might even post a picture in the Brag Board of some squid!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:56 am 
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Yes, it's sad time we live in.
Anyway, funny, but Ody this is a fishing forum and i don't see the link

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 Post subject: Re: School
PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:25 am 
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smallvolume1 wrote:
Yes, it's sad time we live in.
Anyway, funny, but Ody this is a fishing forum and i don't see the link

Thats why it's called GENERAL CHAT, it's for us regulars to chat about ANYTHING.

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 Post subject: Re: School
PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:33 pm 
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Yep....welcome to the forums, SV1. :wink:

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